Is it a dumpster fire or is it a vehicle fire?

Sorry sir you can’t fly this helicopter we found a few cracks on it.

New tree did not fit into the trunk…

So is the bridge out…

Not want they mean by the Drive Thru Window is Open…

Basketball in full turnout gear and SCBA… fun.

Car versus wall… the wall wins.

So I escaped the fire…

Fixed it… jenga style!

So the driver said… “Whats the big deal officer was in fact wearing my seatbelt”