Firefighter Rookie Cleaning Joke

A Lieutenant needed to buy a soda from the vending machine, but didn’t have change for a dollar. He saw a probationary firefighter cleaning and asked him, “Hey rookie, do you have change for a dollar?”

Rookie Firefighter

The rookie firefighter replied, “Sure.”

The Lieutenant gave him an icy stare. He said, “That’s no way to address a superior officer! Now let’s try it again. Probationary Firefighter, do you have change for a dollar?”

The bright young rookie firefighter snapped to attention and replied, “SIR, NO I DO NOT, SIR!”. He then promptly turned around and continued his cleaning duties.