Fire fighter Joke

Chief's Brain

rescuejoe — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:35:45 -0500

It seems there was a woman who received some bad news. Her husband had been in an automobile accident and was brain dead.

rescuejoe — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:29:25 -0500

Haligan Tool: Used for breaking headlights

Kelly Tool: What firefighter Kelly uses to break headlights

rescuejoe — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:26:21 -0500

1. Thou shalt threaten thy pumper as though it were your firstborn child.

2. Blow thy siren and shine thy light with great vigor enroute.

3. Know where thy goest at all times.

rescuejoe — Tue, 29 May 2007 17:31:44 -0500

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home
four hours ahead of schedule

rescuejoe — Tue, 29 May 2007 17:01:29 -0500

Whacker (noun): Any EMT, Firefighter, Rescue Worker

who enjoys his job simply for the pleasure of...

rescuejoe — Tue, 29 May 2007 17:00:10 -0500

Chief
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomative
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to God.

rescuejoe — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:56:27 -0500

1) Two 18-wheelers collided. You arrive at the scene of the accident just in time to see the two drivers' bodies melt.

rescuejoe — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:50:03 -0500

You Know you are the Significant Other of someone in EMS or the Fire Department When...

rescuejoe — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:48:52 -0500

You Might be a Firefighter if...