Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding
enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar . One
of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles
approaching the crest of a hill. The officers were suddenly
surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer tempted to
reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.

The following questions from Lawyers were taken from Official Court Records
nationwide....

The following are actual statements found on insurance forms as the driver attempts to summarize the details of the accident.

1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I do not have.

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

A guy is pulled over on a highway for excessive speed,

When Mr.. Wilkins answered the door late in the evening one
day after he'd lost his wife scuba diving, he was greeted by
two grim-faced policemen. "We're sorry to call on you at this

The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals.

Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents.

A guy was driving down the road when a State Trooper pulled him over.

Two girlfriends were speeding down the highway at well over a 100 miles per hour.