The following are actual statements found on insurance forms as the driver attempts to summarize the details of the accident.

1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I do not have.

2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of of its intentions.

3. I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.

4. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.

5. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife's face.

6. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

7. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the
embankment.

8. In an attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.

9. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection
a hedge sprung up, obscuring my vision and I did not see that other car.

10. I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

11. I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing
me to have an accident.

12. As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place no stop sign had ever
appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.

13. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front of me I struck the pedestrian.

14. My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.

15. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

16. I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured
skull.

17. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

18. The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.

19. I saw a slow moving , sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

20. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.