Laywers can say some dumb things!

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The following questions from Lawyers were taken from Official Court Records
nationwide....

1. Was that the same nose you broke as a child?

2. Now, Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes
quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?

3. Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, "I will have to kill you because you can identify me."
Q: Did he kill you?

4. Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

5. The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?

6. Were you alone or by yourself?

7. How long have you been a French Canadian?

8. Do you have children or anything of that kind?

9. Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask if you recognize that picture?
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?

10. Were you present in the court this morning when you were sworn in?

11. Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by who's death was it terminated?

12. Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be three months on November 8.
Q: Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8?
A: Yes.
Q; What were you doing at the time?

13. Q: Mrs. Jones, do you think you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

14. So were you gone until you returned?

15. Q: She had three children right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: And were there any girls?