Anything that would be funny from the world of police fire or EMS could end up here we just need your submissions to make this better.
CPR will help? --- I think that no amount of CPR will save this one.
Dream Mall --- The dream one stop shopping for every single father working as a cop.
Easter may be off --- If the Easter bunny forgets your home this year now you know why.
Cool Cops --- I hope all at this party are over 21, or two cops will have a LONG report to write.
New car Lock --- New locking system for cars to stop theft.
Poor Parking Spot --- Ice fishing and RV's enough said.
Trot up window --- Scan of a new paper. Even police on horse need food on shift.
BK your way --- The new grill at BK works a bit too well...
Pot Heads --- Two guys who wanted to know why the cops knew they sold weed...
K-9 Unit --- Yo Querro the bad guy.
Use of Foam --- Keep adding foam till the fire is out.
New Hydrant --- In a way I wish we had a hydrant like this at our fire dept.
Shoplifters --- The new zero tolerance on crime policy.
Hunter - Hunter 2 --- Sorry but no words can explain this...
Truck vs Plane --- People seem to be having a hard time driving by air planes.
Hole 1 - Hole 2 - hole 3 --- This hole is a lot deeper than you may think.
Drive up --- Have it your way at Burger King.
Missile 1 - Missile 2 --- Get jet in air first then launch missile.
Rookie hook up --- Take hose off truck THEN charge with water.
Plane vs Truck --- Do not park on the landing strip, even if it is a small plane.
Car vs Store - Car vs Store 2 --- Talk about your drive through window.
Close your door --- Sorry guys it happens to the best of us.
"Mc SWAT" --- The sign off to the right is the best.
Guard Duty --- Never sleep on the job when students might be around.
Under Fire --- Solider needs back up he is taking fire...
Shooting Range --- Budget cuts hurt the new guy the most.
Bus Parking --- Bus driver was told "let the students off as colse to the building as you can", so he did.
Run Away --- If you see this on base run away fast.
Parking ticket? --- Every firefighters wet dream.
Ice Block --- Fire Fighting in the winter can has some draw backs.
Squad car 10-50 --- Officers in a crash read the sign over them.
Nap time --- If you do sleep on the job never let your photo get taken.
Ex Wife --- Fire at the Ex-wife's house.
Lucky? --- Truck being held on edge of cliff, but not by much.
Big Truck Wins --- Two trucks hit and the big one wins
car Vs Turkey---car Vs Turkey 2 --- Car hits a turkey makes a little mess.
Roof fall --- Sorry this one is not funny it is more shocking. Part of roof falling along with firefighters, no injuries.
Plane Crash --- Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.
Nice parking --- With this SUV I can park any place I feel like it.
New Garage --- Found a new garage on this house.
New Garage 2 --- Diffrent home but same idea as above.
Speed Limit 19? --- is this sign real?
Van into convertible --- why you never drive under a jet plane's wing
Crushed car --- Why you never drive under a jet plane at all
Police line up --- dog gets into a police line up
A chair? --- How not to cross into the US from Mexico
A Chair2? --- Second Photo of how not to cross into the US
Got you --- This guy wanted to know how the cops knew he had robbed a gas station
