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Anything that would be funny from the world of police fire or EMS could end up here we just need your submissions to make this better.

Fire Fighter Basketball --- Some Fire Fighters playing Basketball.

Deer Vs SUV 1 _2_ _3_ _4_ _5_ _6_ _7_ _8_ _9_ _10_ _11_ --- Wow deer was cut in 1/2

Van in Water 1 _2_ _3_ _4_ _5_ _6_ _7_ --- Picking this van out of the water is a bigger job than it looks like.

Need to turn --- When the road you are on ends you need to turn.

Trucks are hard to back --- Fire trucks can be hard to backup.

Low Bridge --- If the bridge is low you will have a crash

Christmastime opps --- Not real I know but would make most people turn their heads.

Cops or Pigs --- The Pigs are takeing in a Pig ?!?

Insurance issue --- Thing your Insurance will drop you after this car crash?

Ronald was Bad --- Sorry kids but that Happy Meal is not going to be so Happy any more...

StarWars Cops --- Some Police having fun with kids at a Star Wars convention

Plane on a Wire --- How this plane landed like this I do not want to know...

Naked Man --- Just check out the look of "I do not want to be here" on that one cop.

Big Car Crash --- Try to be the cop who makes the report on this car crash

Car on a Wire --- What rope rescue skill is used to get this person out of thier car?

MDC Games --- If you are going to play games on your MDC do not let other cops see you.

Grill on Fire --- Fire fighters love to build big fires as much as put them out.

SUV driveway --- Your SUV is not so big that you can make any thing into your driveway

Water Street --- Yes it is...

Traffic Stop --- Photo of cop trying to make a traffic stop

Gas prices too high? --- This is when the cost of gas gets too high.

cute Kid --- Kid wanted a prize so bad he found away up in side the game machine.

Street Cone --- Pick up the traffic cone then pave the street...

Delta cargo --- This is ther reason you land in Vegas and your suitcase is not there, it is on a truck not the plane.

SWAT1 SWAT 2 SWAT 3 --- New set of SWAT hand signals you will not get in training.

Cop Lock --- Do not pay your parking ticket cops put a lock on your car tire to keep you from driving.

CHP 10-50 --- Even the Highway Patrol can have funny looking squad car crashes.

Car at Cleaners --- I think that this cleaner is for dry cleaning cloths not a car wash, what do you think.

Joints For Sale --- This guy wanted to know why the police knew he was a drug dealer...

Tree in the Trunk --- This driver felt that this was a safe way to bring his tree home from the store.

Truck in Trailer --- When you do not want to park on the street find a better parking spot.

Speed & Die --- Shock and Aw to get speeders to slow down.

Dash of Squad --- This squad dash does not help cop / doughnut thing.

Bridge City --- Hope this bridge is not the only one into Bridge City.

Hitch Hiker --- Good reason not to pick up a hitch Hiker.

New Bomb 2 --- A second image of the new US Weapons system / fun ride.

Drive up open --- Some people take the Drive through window thing far.

Truck A/C --- New A/C for the truck cost too much try using the system this guy hooked up.

Unlucky Road --- This sign shows how unlucky this road can be.

Good Dog --- Sleep good knowing that this dog will keep it's nose hard at work.

Need Parking --- Need that good parking spot soooo bad why not put two cars in one spot.

Traffic Stop --- Cops stoping a doughnut truck... no need to make up a joke here.

Titanic --- When you name you truck after a ship you have to know this will happen...

One way street --- Do I go by the sign or the traffic light???

New Bomb --- Cost cutting in Iraq = fun new weapons systems / plane ride

Dog Sign --- In Canada they speak diffrent languages so signs get printed in diffrent languages.

Gas Pump --- How did the police know they did not pay for the gas after driving away from the pump???

SUV Stuck --- No your SUV can not drive over anyhting and everything even with 4 wheel drive.

No Waste --- May not get to drink again for some time so better finish what I got.

Nice Parking Job --- Luck, Luck and more dumb Luck that is all I have to say about this parking job.

In Dash Girl --- How not to cross into the USA.

New Road --- No matter how bad the call never drive on the new road till the road crew opens it.

Wrong way --- This is on a tow truck but still to have this view on the highway would freak you out.

Hot Hot Hot --- It is going to be a hot day today by what this bank sign has to say.

Stop, no Go --- Red is stop, green is go... so what is both?

Nice Parking --- Never use the valet parking, they always put your good car in the bad spots

Golf cart fire --- Guess his score was not up to par so the cart got fired...

Riot after math --- This is what the city crew has to deal with after a riot.

Iraq Road Sign --- With a road name like that no one could ever miss that turn...

Squad car --- For people in the know 4:20 is this religious time that all dopers try to smoke pot at.

Cop over the Edge --- This police officer needs a better parking spot.

Street signs --- Never move onto this street, EVER.

ejection --- One more not funny but cool image of ejection from a jet.

BK Fire --- Burger King seems to have a lot of fires, read the sign in the foreground..

H2 jacked --- Drop $60,000 on a new H2 better get a better parking space too.

Towers --- Not funny but real cool to see, bunch of tower trucks dumping water into a fire.

Stop but Don't Stop --- Can I stop at this stop sign or not?

Donut Land --- Go some place else to eat guys, your giving cops a bad image...

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